Chuck Lambert is a naïve dreamer who only wants to own a planet—easy pray for Madman Murphy—King of Planetary Realtors. After paying for eleven long years to get his planet, he finds there is something the matter with its matter. But what annoys him now might just be gold on Earth.

Includes: “The Conroy Diary,” “The Planet Makers” and “The Obsolete Weapon” 

“Humor runs through this audio performance, enhanced by sound effects and much laughter.” —AudioFile

Unabridged, Multicast, 2 Hours, 2 CDs